Love Poem from a Distracted Girl
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Licorice is black,
but I don't like black licorice.
I only used it because
it's black and your
favorite colors are black and red.
Um, where was I?
Oh, yes!
Oh, how do I love thee?
Let me count the ways!
One, two, three, four...
Why am I counting again?
Oh, yes! Love poem!
I think I love you more
than a zombie loves brains.
Gotta teach me how to play
Call of Duty, remember?
POEM, TORI... poem.
Once upon a midnight dreary,
I was being all emo and-
Wrong sort of poem...
Ugh, Screw this.
I fucking love you.
Now let's go get something to eat.









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<3 Sebastian's Girlfriend <3
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It's okay to be weird, 'cause normal people are boring.
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What is it about guys with actual inner demons that make them so sexy?
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Note to self: Today is going to be AWESOME!
An overly-positive attitude may not be enough to solve a problem, but it sure ticks people off enough for it to be worth it!
Made my icon myself =^.^=
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#Poetic-Submission and #Literary-Domination
Because when you need it, we've got it
(BDSM poetry and prose respectively)
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"Sticks and stones may break my bones . . . so please, don't throw sticks and stones DON'T throw sticks and stones."
~Gilligan, Gilligan's Island
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Diehard Warriors fan and fulltime werido
PINK IS THE COLOR OF EVIL!!!!!
I'm in love with a fictional character and His name is the Doctor
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
What is Satan's last name?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
<3
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I JUST NOTICED
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Moved to ~Pregap
you left in the middle of a perfectly good roleplay.
just because jared told you too.
good god woman.
are you insane?!
I'm kidding you, catty.
Ten points for you if you know who I am, dear.
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"She comes to me when I'm feelin down, inspires me, without a sound, she touches me, and I get turned around
-Billy Joel, She's Got A Way